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Never Enough Gore

I’ve been listening to Party Witch for the last 12 hours and the cymbals are still ringing in my ears. Someday I will build a monument to Shawna Gore that will last for a thousand years, so that future drum cultists who chant my name will remember her as well. PARTY. WITCH. 

Witches

I really thought it would work. We find an actual spell in an ancient book and perform it at the Witch’s Fucking Castle? How is that not the start of an epic?

But here we are and I’m late for humanities and nothing’s fucking changed