Hey Metalheads!
Would you rock STFU merch? Let us know in the comments.
Horns up!
🤘STFU
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Hey Metalheads,
Gather 'round, because it's time for the epic origin story of STFU! 🎸🔥
Once upon a time, in the darkest forest in Portland, four souls were destined to collide in an explosion of sound and fury!
My name is Glory, and I was born with drumsticks in my hands (my mom was not a fan, for obvious reasons).
Savvy, our guitar-wielding siren, shreds like she’s summoning the apocalypse with every riff.
Riley, our bassist, found solace in the low-end rumble of bass notes, channeling the void within.
And Lydia... well, Lydia brought the unexpected power of the bass trombone into the mix, proving that brass can be brutal.
We met in Modern Conflicts class, of course. Where else? Theoretically the band already existed before me, but uh... only theoretically.
Anyway, once we found each other we vowed that our band that would be louder, darker, and more face-melting than anything Portland had ever seen before. And thus, STFU was born.
Stay tuned, because this is just the beginning of our journey into the abyss.
Stay Heavy, STFU 🤘
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