You ever have one of those mornings where you wake up and say "Forget My Llama?" If you know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about. If you don't, get off my computer, mom. 

It's a pre-shrunk cotton shirt with maybe a little polyester because that's a thing when clothes are heather gray apparently.  Choose your size wisely, because just like life, there's no second chances.